Wednesday, July 3, 2013

ON ONE HAND

on one hand, five fingers.
on the other, jam.
possibly strawberry
cause I love
strawberry jam

no other reason,
but i won't lick
that hand
cause i don't 
remember
just where that hand
has been
or 
what said hand
has been in
or who

anyways,
I'm the only one
allowed
to grin
about a sticky
strawberry flavored
sticky hands.



Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair.
But a confident bald man -
there's your diamond in the rough.

Larry David
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Grooming oneself with all the crazed compulsion of an under-exercised
lab rat in order to hook a rich man makes a certain (albeit seedy) sense.

Julie Burchill





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